If I ever won megabucks, the first thing that I would buy is a 36 foot ocean racer so I could fly around Cape Cod Bay. The second thing that I would buy would be the fastest street bike made. Probably a nice car would be next on my list. After I bought all my major stuff, I would buy little electronic gadgets that I could play with when I got bored. Probably everything I bought I would buy doubles, so my friends could come along. A lot of money would go to my parents and family as well as deserving charities. If I had enough money left over I would invest in my own business and not ever step foot into another educational zone again. After buying all of this, I would have to win twice to pay taxes. But then again, I’ll probably never win so who cares.

–Gregory Melkonian, 1985